Between working on work, and working on Girl Guide badges, I didn't get the chance to post my weekly cheesecake this weekend. So, a day late, but not a dollar short...
~ The ever-tactful First Lady opens her own daughters up to world-wide humiliation by publicly declaring the little moppets, a wee bit chubby...to further Big Nanny's diets-for-all plan. Thanks Mommy.
~ Meanwhile, Weight Watchers comes up with a diet plan that's sure to be effective!
~ For those who still insist on eating, Western Sydney has an appetizing plan for disposing of the trash. Store it in the freezer! No mention of how it is more environmentally responsible to spend the energy on refrigeration, than tossing it to the curb once a week...
~ But some scientists are going to the root of the problem, and thinking of creative ways to halt that whole growing food process, altogether..."They called for governments to establish a multimillion-pound fund for research into the simulated volcanoes and other solar-radiation management techniques for shielding the Earth against sunlight." Because everybody knows that mass famine is the world's best diet.
~ And where the starvation plans fail, the environmental movement's flank is covered by the pro-choice movement who, oddly, don't care so much for choice, when a woman's choice is to keep the baby.
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