It's been a few years since I was able to make a few bucks from shaking my goods, but a great new opportunity presents itself -- if I don't mind being a walking power plant...
In news sure to delight topheavy Z-list celebrities everywhere, US boffins funded by shadowy federal agencies say they have developed a new kind of silicone implant which can generate electrical power from the movements of the bodily area in which it is placed.
The new technology, developed at Princeton University in the States, involves adding piezo-electric lead zirconate titanate (PZT) to silicone, creating a material which generates electricity when squeezed, mashed or wobbled.
Just think...my nocturnal exploits could be enough to power the whole block for a week. Or on a smaller scale, I could be my own power source for the use of any of the *ahem* implements that strike my fancy, leading to a reduction in the number of D-size batteries that make it to landfill!
We're all about planet-friendly solutions, here at The Lasso, and if putting my funbags into service for the greater good is the call, well who am I not to answer?!
;)
"...I could be my own power source..."
This begs the question of where do you plug in?
Posted by: Texas Canuck | February 01, 2010 at 04:34 PM
Now WW, tell the truth. You haven't used up a set of D cells since you met me! :P
Posted by: mikey | February 01, 2010 at 05:34 PM
Far as you know ;)
Posted by: Wonder Woman | February 01, 2010 at 06:39 PM
The mind reels.
Posted by: Proof | February 01, 2010 at 08:22 PM
WW,
A much better use of your upper appendages than the Muslim Breasts of Death (explosive-laden implants).
Posted by: Monnie | February 02, 2010 at 11:05 AM
God love ya and your altruistic titties!
RG
Posted by: RightGirl | February 08, 2010 at 12:39 PM