Dine with Shamu

I guess he just didn't want to be left out...

Suddenly, they saw a woman in the killer whale's jaws, her face bloody. The more than 20-foot-long orca circled round and round, turning her over and over, they said. [..]

Witnesses who watched the attack while eating at the "Dine with Shamu" show — a poolside buffet where trainers demonstrate their connection with the animals — told the Sentinel a female trainer was petting a killer whale when it grabbed her and plunged into the water.

And no dear, you are not the only one who laughed.  We both have a sick, morbid sense of humour.

Comments

[Texas Canuck]

What part of "Killer Whale" is hard to understand? The damn thing eats sushi and muktuk, not tofu.

Actually, I didn't start to laugh until the MSM went wild on it, publishing the coroner's report and revealing it's "criminal" past. My first thoughts were: ouch, that's gotta hurt.

[missred]

poor KILLER whale, you can't help doing what comes naturally. bad nasty human.

[pete in Midland]

from the sounds of all the reports ... growing your hair out for some "cut my hair off" charity is NOT a good idea when it gives your aquatic playmate something to hold onto.
Any wrestler coulda told her that.

[Joe Lunchbucket]

What would have made it even more funny is if YOU yourself had been in the whale's jaws. I would have loved to have seen that. Yep, if he had gotten a hold of your ugly ass it would meant one less vile, ugly cunt in the world.